SPECIFICATIONS

SQL Query 'SELECT Hoodie' Database Enthusiast Hoodie

A unique, comfortable hooded sweatshirt designed for database administrators (DBAs), SQL developers, analysts, and anyone in tech who works with structured query language (SQL).

Key Features:

• Product Theme: Database management, SQL programming humor, and functional comfort for the data and tech community.

• Design Variety: Classic pullover hoodie design featuring a large, warm kangaroo pocket and an adjustable drawstring hood. Primarily offered in a stark, contrasting color like Black. The central graphic features a snippet of recognizable SQL code: SELECT Hoodie FROM dbo.Closet WHERE Clean = 1 AND Color = 'Black';

• Included Charm: Features include a soft, heavy-weight inner fleece lining for superior warmth, durable ribbed cuffs and waistband, and a spacious front pocket. The graphic uses a clean, high-contrast, monochromatic print designed to mimic code editor fonts.

• Construction: Made from a thick, cozy blend of cotton and polyester, providing a durable, comfortable garment that is ideal for long sessions of data querying and management.

• Objective Accessory: Functions as an objective, comfortable piece of casual apparel, serving as an amusing visual identifier and an insider joke for professionals dedicated to data and database systems.

Why Choose This Product:

This hoodie is a clever, comfortable, and durable accessory that objectively provides warmth and a fun, unique way to express a passion for data and database technology. It’s an inexpensive, witty gift for DBAs, data engineers, analysts, or anyone who spends their day writing and optimizing SQL queries.